To paraphrase Vanilla Ice, if there's a problem, Hey! I can solve it.
My name is Jared Patch, and I'm a freelance problem solver.
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After obviously blowing you away with my bulleted list of why I would rock the socks off your next [see bulleted list of potential project categories above] project, then why don't you contact me at email@example.com.
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